Team Name: Ski Unit

Captains: Kyle Betts and Andrew Bielenda

Team Uniforms: Royal Blue Shirts with White Numbers and Black Shorts

Location: Park Ridge, IL

Founded: 2005

Team Motto: "Ride until we die"

Team Battle Cry: "SKI UNIT"

Team Mascot: 50 Cent

SKI UNIT TEAM ROSTER/BIO 2006

#10 Kyle Betts (Co-Captain) pos: Handler/Long- One of the original founders of Ski Unit. Attends the University of Illinois where he is a true playa fo real. Oskee wow wow bitchez. Played volleyball and football in high school so he's got mad hops and knows how to knock a bitch down.

#4 Andrew Bielenda (Co-Captain) pos: Handler- Other original founder of Ski Unit who goes to Lincoln College. Small but furious and is faster than a thug running from the Lights. First love was baseball but now likes to bang in his white tee and throw the Fris"ski".

#72 Kevin Cassidy pos: Handler- Big Mama Cass, Butch, KC Masterpiece, thats right bitches, I am talking about the balla from Purdue (aka Pur-gay). KC is a former football line man and is not afraid to eat a man when he gets hungry while throwing his "sweet as corn bread" passes all over the field. Can someone say Peyton Manning of the AUFL?

#13 Erik Ronney position: Long- Part of Andrew's Crew at Lincoln College. Former wrestler who is simply a crazy motha sucka. Opponents fear for their lives when they play with this kid. Ski Unit expects Erik to kill at least 5 people this year.

#3 Glenn Lorentz Postion: Defense Specialist- Most Def the smartest cracker on Ski Unit. Cpt Calculator is a bonafide hustler who never gives up on a play. He also computed this formala that proves Ski Unit will win every game: (Ski Unit's amazing skillz) + (cracker ass whities) + (coke & rum) x (our ghetto-ness)^2 = Ski Unit Victory every time.

#5 Matt Dillon Postion: Long- One of two juniors in high school on the team and part of the next generation of Ski Unit. While this young playa is still developing his abilities, he may have the best coverage and receiving skillz of any underclassman in the league. MD is gonna drop it like it's hot.

#69 Brett Beaugureau Postion: Long- Other junior on the team. Official team pimp. Don't let this balla's skinny frame and long hair trick you cause he will run your trick-ass all over the field. I'd like to see any sucka stick with him for a whole game.

#22 Brian Cassidy Position: Handler- Word on the street is that this balla from Dayton U strokes a frisbee sweeter than he strokes yo mama. When BC takes the field, make sure you bring an extra clip to at least try to stop him. HOLLA.

#11 Brad Johnson Position: Handler- 5 foot nothing, 100 and nothing but filled with GANGSTA ability. He may be small and short but if you mess with this balla from the North Shore he will mess you up. B-rad plays Ultimate down at the U of I and was a thug the minute he stepped out on the field. If you mess with him or his crew, prepare to get rolled all the way to the endzone.

#50 Brian Korbesmeyer Position: Handler- This lefty's throw is so nasty that he will do you and youre momma and never call either of you back. He can throw it from Compton all the way to the Bronx. He can throw a disc so hard that even if you shoot it 9 times it will still fly. His throws are so sweet that women get pregnant just watching him huck. YEAH.

#1 Cory Nanus Position: Handler/Long- Another small guy but underestimate him and he will cut like a fool wearing red to an all Ski Unit party. One word describes this playa: Baller-icious. Throwing, catching, running, skying, its all good homie.

#2 Pat Position: Long- This is guy is so gangsta he doesnt even have a last name. As a matter of fact, he might not even have a first name either. One thing's fo sho though, he gets open and he makes you pay. Lose track of him for a second and the next thing you know, he's standing in the end zone with the disc and your girlfriend.

#0 Dan Reiger Position: Long- A serious DJ who will lay his beats down all over the field if you let him anywhere near the disc. Whether its going deep or cutting in, this guy is as dangerous as felon on crack.